Shattered Colony!
Okay so this game is pretty epic. It's your basic zombie defense game, in which, to be honest it is pretty easy to win. It comes with a complete tutorial so I'm not going to try to explain it here, just know there are LOTS of snipers and LOTS of zombies! The difficult part comes when you can DOWNLOAD and EDIT your own maps! Yeah, that's right you can edit your own maps and upload them for the community. What's even more awesome is that after you download and play a map you can rate it based upon difficulty and 'fun' factor. So if you think a map really sucks you can say so. When you search for a map to play you can search by the overall 'fun' factor and play only the best maps. If you're so inclined, try to find "The Shire" it's a map I made while I was, naturally, bored at work. Give it a go and let me know if you think it's any good!
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Upcoming Fun!
So for a while now things have been pretty busy for me. Between work shifting positions around, family coming to visit, and college interfering I haven't been able to dedicate as much time as I would like to the site. So for that I'm truly sorry.
But, I do have something planned that will make things a bit more fun and entertaining. Last year for halloween I bought a ninja outfit. Turns out that crap is made in pakistan and was a total waste of my time for halloween purposes. However, the top still works and I do have a ninja-like mask that I think looks pretty bad ass!
So what I've done is gotten together with a tv station producer and he has agreed to shoot a short video of yours truly. I'm not sure how it's going to turn out or if I'm going to turn into the next YouTube sensation (in a bad way) or not. But I'm going to use that video as an opening for my videos so they're not so ... hmm.. boring. I'd like to provide some voice commentary on the videos to make them a bit more fun.
For now, it's just going to be an intro blip and maybe something creative for a closing blip with a demo of the game in the background. Again I dont know how it's going to all turn out, so wish me luck!!!
Orb Flex
This game is a little difficult to get the hang of. I still am not very good at it. A good friend of mine is however, his score was in the high hundreds. I think it was around 170 or so. I have no idea how he did that!
Anyways, the objective is to move your cursor over the orange orb and continue doing that to gain points. Avoid all the orbs that have a "!" on them. There are 4 phases, and each of them are timed. When time runs out of the 4th phase, that's it. However many points you've got is your score.
I'm not very good at it, so I got like 70 or so. How many did you get?
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Squares 2
Squares 2 is a very simple and easy to play game. Your mission, avoid red objects, collect black objects. Easy, right? We'll just see about that... As time goes on, your score increases. Every time you collect a black object, your score goes up a lot. The more squares you collect, the higher your score gets. However, the longer you survive, the faster everything starts moving. Pretty soon it becomes fast enough your eyes cant distinguish between red and black. It's an optical phenomenon in which your eyes perceive the "shadow" of the red block as it passes over a white background. It actually creates a true, pure cyan color, but at speed your eyes register it as a dark object. So.. it becomes naturally more and more difficult. I would be interested in seeing your video responses on YouTube of your game recordings. Can you beat my score?
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